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So of course the place was a wreck this morning and Lulu and I worked like proverbial dogs to get it cleaned up, but Heaven knows how long it will take to get the chandelier fixed.
So Dorothy said Gerald was a gentleman because he wrote her a note and it had a crest. So I told her to try and eat it. So then we had to get dressed.

I will send a note to Mr. Bartlett to tell him that I will not be able to... go to Vienna with him as I have quite a headache, but I will see him sometime somewhere else.
Piggy does not know that we have gone but I sent him a letter and told him I would see him some time again some time.

I always say that a girl never really looks as well as she does on board a steamship, or even a yacht.
Well Dorothy and I are really on the ship sailing to Europe as anyone could tell by looking at the ocean.
The price marks all had francs on them and Dorothy and I do not seem to be mathematical enough to tell how much francs is in money.
So I said "How did a Frenchman get into the Ritz." So Dorothy said "He came in to get out of the rain and he has not noticed that it is stopped."
Eyefull Tower
I asked the French veecount what was the name of the unknown soldier who is buried under quite a large monument.
Dorothy spoke up and said, "I hear that they number all of you Louies over here in Paris." Because a girl is always hearing about Louie the sixteenth who seemed to be in the anteek furniture business.
I mean French is really very easy, for instance the French use the word "sheik" for everything, while we only seem to use it for gentlemen when they seem to resemble Rudolf Valentino.
When Mr. Eisman is in Paris we really do not seem to do practically anything else but the same thing.

"Gentleman Prefer Blondes"