quips & slips, no. 1

[fiefoe]

Hearing a coworker boasting of knowing enough to be dangerous, Yihua told him he was really ignorant enough to be annoying.
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I took one of Ekrem's paper planes from his office but promised to bring it back into the fold later. Also out of my mouth: 'I really like your center fold idea. I'd never think of doing the center fold first.'
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"It's unspeakable agony." "Then at least we don't have to hear about it."