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And we got to reminisce about the days when he used to walk three baby elephants past my front door every morning. Apparently baby elephants need to see the world or they grow up depressed.
posted by Ahab at 9:27 AM on December 17

"That was very good! You drink kava like a Tongan!"
I probably ought to put that on my CV.
posted by barnacles at 7:18 PM on January 4

I can feel that jello kiss, as it releases from the shiny surface, like another dream of love some red, square soap bubble that does not break, but escapes. I don't even eat jello, but the red, and shadowed sides, and the light that licks along the front panes, certainly makes it a desirable substance, not to mention that oh so fast camera, I desire the camera even more.
posted by Oyéah at 4:52 PM on May 3

I paused uncertainly, then said, "Uh, you're going to have to poop in your cage this morning, Bongo," and two seconds later, BAM, he did it.
If they were startled and bite you, they were trying to do you a favor!
posted by Nattie at 12:43 PM on September 15

Walking through The Tenderloin or SOMA while you smelled like a giant dank bud was like walking into a hyena preserve covered in raw meat.
posted by loquacious at 4:44 PM on November 4

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