mefi quote, no. 47

[fiefoe]

Give me a billion dollars. I have a plan;  
Blimp Jousting.  
It's going to be huge. Seriously: it's going to be 'Oh the humanity, oh the humanity', big.
posted by quin at 3:11 PM on July 17

"...It hits us, hits us both, simultaneously, like a semi made out of lightning which is also a professional boxer..."
posted by Sebmojo at 9:39 PM on August 5

If Russia were moved to the equator, they would span fewer time zones.
That's absurd. A simple ninety degree rotation should suffice.
posted by pompomtom at 3:34 AM on November 13

Italian engineer is all like "We live in Venice! Of course we know how to float this silly little American house! We do this all the time!" House is like, "Oh shit, I can't swim!" Artist is like, "wow." Engineer is like " ... ahem."
posted by From Bklyn at 12:47 AM on June 12

He didn't catch the fly and then throw the dead fly on the interviewer and say "here, lunch's on me", did he?
posted by From Bklyn at 1:37 AM on June 18

This is fucking awful gender-prescriptivist waffle masquerading as a blog pretending to be a self-help manual playing at being comedy.
posted by terpsichoria at 3:53 PM PST on December 8

I'll be right back, I'm going to go get another stick.
posted by fenriq at 2:28 PM PST on December 9

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