quotes at random, no. 26
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fiefoeMore clippings from my college/grad school years:
o 1837 t-shirts: "Wanna Get Lucky? .. We didn't!"
o Signs:
In a Podiatrist's office: "Time wounds all heels."
On a Maternity Room door: "Push. Push. Push."
o Astrology in the Onion for Taurus: The presence of Saturn and Mars in your sign indicates that some planet apparently don't care who they associate with.
o College mascots: Banana slugs, Battling Bishops, Geoducks, Lord Jeffs, Poets
o What creates exhilaration is not going fast, but going faster.
o The coldest profession: female penguins prostitute themselves for small stones, which they use as building blocks for nesting platforms.
o Geneticists have tested the kiwi chick's DNA, but they're only 70% confident it's a female.
o Saturn's rings are about 500,000 miles in circumference but only about a foot thick.
o Nutmeg is extremely poisonous if injected intravenously.
o 金针 is dried daylily (萱草) buds.
o College towns.. are like moon bases... You're just like one of those astronauts whose cord has been cut and you see that their arm is flailing as they move away from the mother ship towards Saturn or something. You know.. that's graduation. - Douglas Copeland
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o 1837 t-shirts: "Wanna Get Lucky? .. We didn't!"
o Signs:
In a Podiatrist's office: "Time wounds all heels."
On a Maternity Room door: "Push. Push. Push."
o Astrology in the Onion for Taurus: The presence of Saturn and Mars in your sign indicates that some planet apparently don't care who they associate with.
o College mascots: Banana slugs, Battling Bishops, Geoducks, Lord Jeffs, Poets
o What creates exhilaration is not going fast, but going faster.
o The coldest profession: female penguins prostitute themselves for small stones, which they use as building blocks for nesting platforms.
o Geneticists have tested the kiwi chick's DNA, but they're only 70% confident it's a female.
o Saturn's rings are about 500,000 miles in circumference but only about a foot thick.
o Nutmeg is extremely poisonous if injected intravenously.
o 金针 is dried daylily (萱草) buds.
o College towns.. are like moon bases... You're just like one of those astronauts whose cord has been cut and you see that their arm is flailing as they move away from the mother ship towards Saturn or something. You know.. that's graduation. - Douglas Copeland
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