quips & slips, no. 8

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Ekrem says of Dan, who got sunburned, he's ap-peeling.
Dan: It's so random I put my arm through the watermelon.

Two friends discussing lottery:
A: "Powerball is so hard. You have to match 6 numbers."
B: "But they are all hard."

After renting a UHaul in not-so-great shape:
Chris's Dad: That thing looks like it's gone 10 rounds with a 500 pound gorilla.
UHaul Guy: Did it get the job done?
Chris's Dad: Yah, it did.
UHaul Guy: Well, it must be winning.

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