quotes at random, no. 16

[fiefoe]

"A modest little person, with much to be modest about." - Winston Churchill
"He is simply a shiver looking for a spine to run up." - Paul Keating
"There's nothing wrong with you that reincarnation won't cure." - Jack E. Leonard
"He is as wet as a puddle...but not quite as deep!" - Arthur Smith about Mike Smith
"I liked your opera. I think I will set it to music." - Beethoven to a fellow composer

__ "Please be advised that human remains may not be transported through the mail, but we assumed this to be of sentimental value, and made an exception in your case."
__ Coconut. Fresh green coconut containing juice, mailed in Hawaii. Delivery at doorstep, 10 days.

"Susie, do you hate being a girl? What's it like? Is it like being a bug? I imagine bugs and girls have a dim perception that nature played a cruel trick on them, but they lack the intelligence to comprehend the magnitude of it" - Calvin

Wii:
    Watch! Winding lines wrap the width of warehouses as workers and women wait warily, worrying and wringing hands, wondering whether websites were wrong. Wherein we whisk white boxes away, wishing we win the war this weekend. Writhe as wrapping is wrested, wrathful words are written, and wagers withdrawn. Will we witness wanking? Whining? Whoring? Without a doubt. Well, whatever.
    You may call me Wii.

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