childish humor

[fiefoe]

A piece of string walks into a bar. The bartender looks and him and says "Get out of here. We don't serve your kind." The string leaves and goes to a second bar with the same result. The string goes outside, musses up his hair and ties himself all up. He then goes back into the first bar where the bartender says "Hey, aren't you that piece of string I just kicked out of here?" to which the string replies, "No, I'm a frayed knot."

What's a bigamist?
Fog over Naples.
No, really. What's a bigamist?
A guy who wants to have his Kate and Edith too.

Why is 6 afraid of 7?
Because 7 8 9!

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