quips & slips, no. 3

[fiefoe]

Overhead:

"I'm going to call my new boyfriend."
    - a girl at Express

"I hate you, and I don't stop hating you at quitting time."
    - from the walkie-talkie of a brusque United gate agent at SLC.

"Well, honey, just tape it to your other toes and let it heal."
    - the well-groomed woman sitting by Yihua, on the phone with her son

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