"The New Yorker Book of True Love Cartoons"

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Man at his desk: "Kathy, I'm updating my files. Do you still love me?"

Dapper, bald man to a slightly matronly woman seated in a hotel lobby: "You wait here and I'll bring the etchings down."

Man in glasses to woman in glasses across the restaurant table: "O.K., maybe there's no chemistry left, but there's still archeology."

Big-boned woman on couch to slumping man: "If you don't like my apples, why do you shake my tree?" {Shades of Blossom Dearie. Bonus link.}

Scowling couple to marriage counselor: "No heroic measures."

Woman strolling with man: "I do think your problems are serious, Richard. They're just not very interesting."

Girl to Greek youth by a pond: "Is there someone else, Narcissus?" {Homer Simpson: "I came up with the team idea. Me, me, ME!" }