"Company" [.] +

[fiefoe]

-  You always make me feel like I got the next line. What is it with you?
-  Married people are no more marriages than musicians are music.
-  I know all the rules for birthday candle blowing out, I've had enough for a wax museum.
-  Throw a dog a bone and it's still a bone.

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In "Closer", people say clever things but do stupid things. At least a good many good lines go to Natalie Portman.

Dan: You came to, you focused on me, you said, Hello, stranger.
Alice: What a FLOOZY!

Larry: There's a girl out there who calls herself Venus, what's her real name?
Alice: Pluto.

Dan: So, he's a dermatologist. Can you get more boring than that?
Anna: Obituarist?
Dan: Failed novelist, please.

Dan: Didn't fancy my sandwiches?
Alice: Don't eat fish.
Dan: Why not?
Alice: Fish piss in the sea.
Dan: So do children.
Alice: Don't eat children either.

[each commenting on the other's lover]
Larry: He's very pretty.
Alice: She's... very tall.