mefi quote, no. 50 ~ we quip

[fiefoe]

It's like the endgame of Mutually Assured Destruction in a single sandwich.
posted by RokkitNite at 6:51 PM on February 6, 2008

The only reason people mix stuff like this up is because they only use ten percent of their brain.
posted by lore at 3:13 PM on May 6

White-gloved Swiss guildsmen who wear smocks and monocles, who work on fluffy pillows whilst breathing purified, imported Alpen air, being paid in chocolate-covered gold?
posted by Blazecock Pileon at 9:50 PM on May 19

Working title: "Pantsloose."
posted by incessant at 10:44 PM on May 19

Jacob: healthy, socialized, probably very handy around the house, fun to play frisbee with (in either form). Diet: available in 50-lb bags at front of supermarket
posted by kurumi at 2:07 PM on July 1

but in general, simply being over six feet tall is the equivalent of being a 5'7" guy holding a baby and a puppy while slam-dunking a solid gold basketball and solving P vs NP on the backboard on the way down.
posted by Optimus Chyme at 9:23 PM on November 24, 2009

A lot of people think that all real women can be described as a ratio of two whole women, but that's not always true. That describes rational women. Real women can be negative or irrational.
posted by stammer at 3:34 PM on February 15
And women very rarely have the option of wearing clothes that send a neutral message.
posted by craichead at 5:59 PM on February 15

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