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From here.

2 "Computers are like bikinis. They save people a lot of guesswork."  (Sam Ewing)

10. "The city's central computer told you?  R2D2, you know better than to trust a strange computer!" (C3PO)

12. "Hardware: The parts of a computer system that can be kicked." (Jeff Pesis)

55. "Optimism is an occupational hazard of programming; feedback is the treatment." (Kent Beck)

86: "Programming is like sex: one mistake and you're providing support for a lifetime." (Michael Sinz)

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