Nutty, fruity, or just flaky!

'Take it from the HONEY BUNCHES who makes our cereal so special...
    Papa Honey Bunch is golden all year round.
    Mama Honey Bunch... the sweetest one in town.
    Joey Honey Bunch has a very nutty style.
    And Holly Honey Bunch warms your day with a smile.'

{Papa is the only one with bulging cheeks borrowed from a cartoon honey bee. Joey wears dark sunglasses and a giant grin. There's no clue to be found from their smiles how they make the cereal so special... Or am I reading too much into the back of a cereal box??}
 
Lower half of the box asks the weighty question, 'What KIND of a person are you?'
    'Are you nuts?
    Completely bananas?
    Peachy keen?
    Sweet as a strawberry?
    Or a little flaky?'

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quips & slips, no. 2

In a louder than intended voice, "At least I DIDN'T complaaain."
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Chris, "His objections are demonstrably false but philosophically true."
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Ekrem, also in a technical discussion, "What if we are pigs?"

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