Chuck humor

Jan. 25th, 2006 03:40 pm
[personal profile] fiefoe
  • Chuck Norris counted to infinity - twice.
  • Chuck Norris doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.
  • Chuck Norris's tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried.
  • Outer space exists because it's afraid to be on the same planet with Chuck Norris.
(courtesy of Chris C. via 1,2,3 )

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